Resume Parker, Dorothy (1893-1967) Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.The Oxford Book of American Light Verse (Harmon)
Resume Parker, Dorothy (1893-1967)
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.