Ballad of Imitation
Dobson, Austin (1840-1921)
If they hint, O musician, the piece that you played
Is nought but a copy of Chopin or Spohr;
That the ballad you sing is but merely "conveyed"
From the stock of the Arnes and the Purcells of yore;
That there's nothing, in short, in the words or the score
That is not as out-worn as the "Wandering Jew,"
Make answer--Beethoven could scarcely do more--
That the man who plants cabbages imitates, too!
If they tell you, Sir Artist, your light and your shade
Are simply "adapted" from other men's lore;
That--plainly to speak of a "spade" as a "spade"--
You've "stolen" your grouping from three or from four;
That (however the writer the truth may deplore),
'Twas Gainsborough painted your "Little Boy Blue";
Smile only serenely--though cut to the core--
For the man who plants cabbages imitates, too!
And you too, my Poet, be never dismayed
If they whisper your Epic--"Sir peron d'Or"--
Is nothing but Tennyson thinly arrayed
In a tissue that's taken from Morris's store;
That no one, in fact, but a child could ignore
That you "lift" or "accommodate" all that you do;
Take heart--though your Pegasus' withers be sore--
For the man who plants cabbages imitates, too!
Postscriptum--And you, who we all so adore,
Dear Critics, whose verdicts are always so new!--
One word in your ear. There were Critics before . . .
And the man who plants cabbages imitates, too!